I’ve a horrible confession to make. I am a terrible Do-It-Yourself-er. No really. I have painted and then abandoned a floral ‘masterpiece’ in my closet; I’ve made my own balloon curtains which still wilt, deflated, in my bathroom, ten years on; and I’ve a kitchen door held together with a chopstick. I’m so bad at DIY’s that the local hardware store has my photo on their security list. I’m not a threat to anyone, mind you, just a threat to the discipline of home improvement. F